My Christmas List
As I read some of the top news articles today I am reminded that December 21, 2012 is fast approaching. For the ones who do not know the significances of this date; the 21st of December is apparently when the Mayan Calendar ends and to some humans that means it is the end of the world. For few of us it is a gateway to questions and concerns such as; “Should I buy Christmas Presents?”, or, “Should I wait to buy a 2013 calendar?”. If the inquiring mind waits until December 22, 2012, if there is a December 22nd, then it will not leave much time for shopping and all the good shit will be gone. There is a solution; Plan a vacation for Christmas!
It has been brought to my attention that there is one place on earth that will not be affected by the Mayan Apocalypse. That is correct; Book a trip to sunny Bugarach, France. Some cults are flocking to this town claiming that at the last moment a spaceship will come out of the Pic de Bugarach Mountain and swoop up all humans and save them from doomsday. How about that? By giving this vacation for Christmas, one will have accomplished giving an awesome early Christmas present and saved your family’s ass from doomsday.
Ben